I love her! She is a mess. I think she's from Durham. If you find her contact info, I'd like it too. She rocks! That hat she wore Saturday night was divine!!!

Hello, Darlings! Yes, I am here. Just a little "dam" late.

Shave the date and meet us for the next pageant in Durham. First weekend in June. We have a blast!
Katherine De Nerve was the lady who strapped on my inflatable party penis. They were quite a match. Peter has been deflated ever since they parted company. Poor thing. Just all pink and wrinkled.

Her sweetheart Miss Joanne was on the shy crafty one on the blanket helping people make their customized merkins!

The Lodge is a wonderful group. Fun, intelligent, talented, vibrant, and working to keep things juicy.
If things get too dry, the beavers just dam it ALL!
Most of the lodge folks do live in Durham. I, Fishscenta, am in Wil"t"son (with the invisible "T") Yes, a missionary in the field. I am working on my new character "Bible Belt Betty."

Sorceia! Where are you?

Your "resource"ceress is back! I will have to come up with some more good titles for you. Have you done all the witch books in the Disc World Series by Pratchett? I want to play Nannie Ogg if they every make a film. I just have the dirty mind thing down pat.

Crikey, I will work on a list, and maybe I will have something before you return.

Check out clips from past Beaver Pageants on YouTube Mysterians and laugh your parts off!
I hope we can do something even larger next year at Transformus.
We have so much fun and we live for any excuse to create a parade.

You can find my evening wear skit with the giant yoni on YouTube, and last year's c*untry song, "I'm Proud to be A' Merkin in the Time of No More Bush." Those little girls just waved those flags with the fur triangles so proudly.

My Buttholio boss tried to have me fired at the end of the summer for my performances. Can you believe it? I think word is spreading through the town, and rather than being led by Mr Prud secret porn addict man into repulsion, most people think my act is funny! Well, hell, because it IS! I think he has just made me a little underground celebrity! Tee heee Thanks, Mr. Nazi (Can "not see")!!